good talk

I'm selling Fraternal Rights in my older brother, Bob, for a hundred dollars OBO.  All of my Readers who had no older brother, a "Big Brother," have always wanted one and that time can be now he'll be your Older Brother and no longer mine.  When I was in College I was telling him about this girl that I was seeing and I said I don't know if I can trust her, Bob replied Why Do Have to Trust Her is She Holding Some Money For You.  Well, of course she wasn't and I thought That's Right. Such Pearls of Wisdom can be yours, think it over but not for too long. A couple of years ago in Las Vegas some guy (White People) was sentenced to 9 months in Jail for Pimping Out his Retarded Sister on the Internet but this is far above that.