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McKayla recently put a picture in my computers saying ...You're Everywhere but not Here... pointing at her pretty little-head, well, I'm there too, I'm taking this as a compliment, indeed, I am everywhere, and should be getting some money out of it, while you, the Undeserving, are fat as a pig. The aforementioned Harvey, a couple months ago, sold an automotive-complex, a bunch of spaces, in which people did various things to do with car-repair, which had been in his family for 65 years.  A year-ago, some guy from the Congo, who rented there, was drunk with his friends while working under his own jack, and it fell on him, had 3 Kids, HazMat made Harvey look at the pictures (whenever I've worked under a car, I've always made-sure,  should some Kid running past, knock-out the jack, that the car wouldn't fall-on me, guys are killed all the time, this way).  On Jan. 6, 1997, Herbert "Fat Herbie" Blitzstein, a long-time Mafia Associate, was shot multiple-times, at his house, by Mobsters desirous of his Rackets, Herbie also rented a space-there, Harvey missed-both, as they always paid the rent on time, despite their breaking the lease, abruptly.  On March 8, 2000, 55 Oscar Statues meant for the 72nd Academy Awards, were stolen, from the Roadway Express Depot, in LA, promoting panic amongst the Motion Picture Academy.  A few-days later, Willie Fulgear, a "61" year-old, dumpster-diver, found the missing Oscars in a dumpster behind a Supermarket, and promptly turned them-in. The Motion Picture Academy was elated, and declared Willie, a peach of a fellow, made a huge-public pronouncement, and rewarded Willie with 50 thou.  At the Oscars on March 26, 2000, they had Willie there, dressed in a tux, Billy Crystal shouted-out to Willie, and Willie waved his top hat, to the cheering-throng, and TV audience. The culprits were soon-caught, one of whom, by coincidence, was the half-brother, of Willie Fulgear, who quickly said, that the 50 thou, had been in a safe in his domicile, and, you know, he didn't have it anymore, the Academy instantly dropped the matter, hoping it would soon fade in the Public's Memory ...And the Academy Award, for, I've Been Duped, goes to...