good talk

When I was real-little, like 3-years old, we lived next to a pond (my Old Man returned from WW 11, sired-me and would soon have a house built), and there were all these frogs in the pond and I would play with them.  When I was in High School I took Biology, and in College I took Biology and Zoology, and in all 3 they wanted us to dissect frogs, and I'd just move-around the table and make-out like I was doing something, I couldn't do it, frogs had been my friends.  There was a skit on The Muppets where Telly Savalas was sitting at a bar, with his girl-friend on his left, and Kermit on her left.  All at once, Telly's girlfriend turns to him saying ...He touched me...  ...Then you better check yourself for warts...