good talk

McKayla Maroney is madly in love with Ed, and wants to be Mrs. Ed and have little Eds and eventually have GrandEds.  But McKayla went-down the wrong path, and a Pureman such as myself would never give her his hand.  I did the best I could for her, when I think of how hard I worked with that girl, but there was no straw for my bricks. Tho she'll never have me in the usual sense, she might remember me in her Will, I don't want to seem hard, but we can all use some more money, and I'll think of her when I spend it