good talk

I'm in love with McKayla, you women out there in TV Land are gonna halfta get me over her, console me, make me happy.  Lynn Berry never contacted me, I'm as easy as pie to get ahold of, is there some Taboo about acknowledging that I exist, if so how strange.  As good as I am, what with having SuperHuman Powers and all, think how I'd fill that eternal void in your lives and you want to make me happy, don't you, I'm lonely and unhappy and it's all your faults.  Woman Up.  McKayla (she's become like, you know, Cher) basks in my Edness constantly, she can't live without me, I'm a lot better than some clap-rattle Gold Medal.